The Burger
It was a busy weekday as always. The rain dropped down the windows while I sat in this fast-food restaurant named Open Garden. And as every day I rested in the same niche. It was dinner time, but it never got really busy. This is why I liked to eat here. You had time to think about things. I looked at the staff that served the food to the guests. I did this for a while, before I turned my attention to the burger that was placed in front of me. I got the same burger every day. The people who worked here knew this and without asking they gave me the same type of burger every day. This is why I liked it to eat here. Today I did not grab immediately for the burger. Normally I just take it without thinking about it. Who thinks about much, you may ask. It is just a burger. But today was different. I just sat there and looked at it. Under my wet coat a beer belly began to grow. I’m really not fat, but I saw this burger and I wondered why it is so unhealthy. Bread, tomatoes, lettuce, pickles, cheese, onions. That sounds really not bad. To be honest, it seems to be really good for my body. Then I looked at the meat and the fat that was dripping from it, and I noticed that it was just a little part of the burger that made it so unhealthy. It was this small percentage that made it to a heart bomb. So, why not just take it off then? Following this conclusion I put the meat off the burger and took a bite of it. It tasted terrible. Something was missing. So, when you can’t eat it with it and also not without it, what should I do then? My view wandered to the menu. Between all those meals I found the solution: A chicken burger. Why should I try so hardly to improve my cheese burger, when I just can order a chicken burger? Why make something wrong right, when you can do it right the first time? Then I called the next staff member and ordered a chicken burger. And since then I never ordered a cheese burger again, but always a chicken burger. And by far, this was the best one I have ever eaten.

The Burger (Poem)
It was a busy weekday as always.
The train dropped down the window
While I sat in this fast-food restaurant
Named Open Garden.
And as every day
I rested in the same niche.
It was dinner time,
But it never got really busy.
This is why I liked it to eat here.
You had time to think about things.
I looked at the staff
That served the food to the guests.
I did this for a while,
Before I turned my attention
To the burger that was placed in front of me.
I got the same burger every day.
The people who worked here knew this
And without asking
They gave me the same type of burger
Every day.
This is why I liked to eat here.
Today I did not grab
Immediately for the burger.
Normally I just take it without thinking about it.
Who thinks about it
You may ask.
It is just a burger.
But today was different.
I just sat there
And looked at it.
Under my wet coat
A bear belly began to grow.
I am really not fat,
But I saw this burger
And I wondered why it is so unhealthy?
Bread, tomatoes, lettuce, pickles, cheese, onions.
That sounds really not bad.
To be honest
it seems to be really good
for my body.
Then I looked at the meat
and the fat that was dripping from it,
and I noticed that it was just a little part
of the burger that made it so unhealthy.
It was this small percentage that made it to a heart bomb.
So, why not just take it off then?
Following this conclusion
I put the meat off the burger
and took a bite of it.
It tasted terrible.
Something was missing.
So, when you can’t eat it with it
and also not without it,
what should I do then?
My view wandered to the menu.
Between all those meals
I found the solution:
A chicken burger.
Why should I try so hardly to improve my cheese burger,
when I just can order
a chicken burger?
Why make something wrong right, when you can do it right the first time?
Then I called the next staff member
and ordered a chicken burger.
And since then I never ordered a cheese burger again,
but always a chicken burger.
And by far,
this was the best one I have ever eaten.